THE UNOFFICIAL OFFICIAL RECORD BIOGRAPHY: DISPUTED
ROBERT WALNUT.AUTHOR. ALLEGEDLY.
The books/EXHIBIT 01
FILE 01   /   THE HAYSEED / AFTER DARK

THE BAR WILL NOT SAVE ITSELF

SEED
MONEY

A small-town dive bar, a twelve-month deadline, and an idea that deserved another five minutes of thought.

PULL UP A STOOL READ THE STORY ↓VISIT THE HAYSEED ↗
TABS UNPAID
NEON • BAD PLANS • GOOD FRIENDSROBERT WALNUT / THE AVERAGE AMERICAN OUTLAW
CASE FILE / 01
Seed Money by Robert Walnut — original coverTHE PAPERBACK / AN ACTUAL BOOK
AVERAGE AMERICAN OUTLAW / BOOK 01

Seed Money.

Four friends. One bar. A $250,000 promise.

Walt’s is more than a bar. It’s where Danny and his friends have spent twenty years avoiding the next part of their lives. When Walt dies, keeping the place means coming up with $250,000 in twelve months.

Danny has a promise to keep. Dave has ideas. Billy has tools. Tony has an interpretation of the situation that is not helping. Between them, they have considerably less money than they need and just enough confidence to start growing weed.

An irreverent, warmhearted novel about failure, friendship, and the point where doing something for the people you love means finally growing up.

Friendship / Cannabis / Second chances

Book 01 in Robert Walnut’s Books to Read in Jail — For the Average American Outlaw series.

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NEW EVIDENCE / PERSONAL PROPERTY

YOU'VE READ ABOUT THE PLACE.
NOW COME INSIDE.

Walt's bar has its own explorable archive. Jukebox, finances, familiar faces, and all.

ENTER THE HAYSEED ↗
RECOVERED MATERIAL / EXHIBIT 01

THE BAR NAPKIN

A business plan. Written under the influence of optimism.

BEFORE THE LAST CALL01 / 05
01 / THE PROMISE

Twelve months

Trish has a year to match a real $250,000 offer for the bar. Danny promises he can raise it.

THE NUMBERS, IN CASE ANYBODY WAS SOBER

WHAT THEY HAVE$41,200
WHAT THEY NEED$250,000
THE SHORTFALL$208,800
NO FINANCIAL ADVICE WAS INVOLVEDROBERT WALNUT / FICTION
FILE CONNECTION / FROM THE OUTLAW RECORDS

THE HAYSEED / THE ORIGINAL FILE

Danny, Trish, Tony, Dave and Billy share a home base here. The same threads keep turning up elsewhere.

PERSONNEL FILE ↗LOCATION FILE ↗
SOMEWHERE IN THE SAME UNIVERSE

EVERYBODY
KNOWS SOMEBODY.

The Hayseed is the first place the whole crew calls home. Its battered farmer logo keeps turning up in stories that follow.

Dig through the loose evidence
YOUR NEXT BAD IDEACover of the next storyFOLLOW THE CREW TO A CONCERT