THE UNOFFICIAL OFFICIAL RECORD BIOGRAPHY: DISPUTED
ROBERT WALNUT / REFERENCE COLLECTION

THE OUTLAW
RECORDS.

These are the people and places of Robert Walnut’s Books to Read in Jail — For the Average American Outlaw series. Nobody stays quite a stranger. Follow the recurring characters, familiar places, and increasingly improbable overlaps.

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PERSONS • LOCATIONS • BAD IDEASNO. RW-005 / OPEN FILE
FILE DRAWER 01 / INDEX

FOLLOW THE
PAPER TRAIL.

Search by name or location. Open a story. Come back here whenever somebody familiar turns up.

SHOWING ALL 14 PUBLIC RECORDS

PERSONNEL / 01◈

Danny

THE MAN WHO MADE A PROMISE

A guy who spent a lot of years avoiding decisions finally makes one enormous decision: he’ll save the bar. Useful, loyal, occasionally allergic to a sensible option.

PERSONNEL / 02◈

Trish

THE REASON THE PLACE STILL WORKED

Walt’s was as much her home as her workplace. She’s held the operation together for years, which makes Danny’s plan both touching and deeply exhausting.

PERSONNEL / 03◈

Tony Marlow

THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

Sabbath, fishing, beer, and unsolicited commentary. Helps with more things than he will ever admit. Somehow always gets dragged into the next incident.

PERSONNEL / 04◈

Billy

THE ONE WITH THE TOOLS

Van-dwelling builder, Megadeth loyalist, and the only guy who reads the installation instructions. If something works, Billy probably touched it.

PERSONNEL / 05◈

Dave

THE UNSUPERVISED PROMOTER

Merchandise ideas, marketing angles, and pitches that get ambitious before anyone checks the budget. Has a genuine knack for making things happen anyway.

PERSONNEL / 06◈

Walt

FORMERLY IN CHARGE

Owned The Hayseed. Fixed the remote with a paper clip. Looked after Trish. Had strong opinions about what should and shouldn’t happen in his bar.

PERSONNEL / 07◈

Chef

JUST CHEF

A good cook burned out on other people’s expectations. Takes his craft to public access television, where the menu and the camera roll at the same time.

PERSONNEL / 08◈

Ray Baird

THE ONE WHO CAN GROW IT

Lost his factory job, learned to grow extraordinary cannabis, and found that the legal market wasn’t especially interested in rewarding the people doing the work.

PERSONNEL / 09◈

V / Veronica

THE ONE WHO READ THE NUMBERS

Ray’s partner: practical, sharp, and unwilling to finance somebody else’s dream with their mortgage payment. Without her, there is no story.

LOCATION / 01 • WALT’S / BAR / HOME BASE

The Hayseed

Twelve stools, four booths, a busted remote, and more than one bad business decision. The place from which the whole series radiates.

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LOCATION / 02 • VENUE / HALF ALIVE

The Foundry

The closed concert club Dave decides to revive for one night. The building’s many problems do not care about his optimism.

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LOCATION / 03 • PUBLIC ACCESS / ON AIR

Channel 19

The unlikely broadcast home of Chef’s live kitchen experiment. The same food, the same chaos, now with cameras.

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LOCATION / 04 • FISHING SPOT / INCIDENT FILE

Northbank / Mill Creek

Tony’s creek bend, where the fishing is interrupted by a drum that should not be there.

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LOCATION / 05 • WORK BENCH / ORIGIN STORY

Ray’s Basement

The small patch of home where Ray learns the difference between growing a plant and doing it well.

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CONNECTIONS / NOT NECESSARILY A CONSPIRACY

DIFFERENT STORIES.
SAME OLD TROUBLE.

This is a reading trail, not a literal timeline. Follow the threads without spoiling the surprise.