THE UNOFFICIAL OFFICIAL RECORD BIOGRAPHY: DISPUTED
PERSON OF INTEREST / VOL. 01

THE MAN BEHIND
THE STORIES.

Every legend needs a paper trail. Robert has supplied several. They are not entirely compatible.

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PERSONNEL FILE RW—001 / HANDLE WITH SKEPTICISM

THE MAN.
ALLEGEDLY.

Robert Walnut is a goddamn legend.
At least that’s what Robert Walnut says.

VERIFICATION
PENDING.
THE BIOGRAPHY OF RECORD

A GOOD STORY.
A QUESTIONABLE SOURCE.

Nobody has produced sufficient evidence to the contrary.

Depending on who’s telling it, Robert was either in the room when it happened, outside having a smoke, or the reason the room is no longer available for private functions.

He has never let that uncertainty slow down a perfectly serviceable story.

His Books to Read in Jail — For the Average American Outlaw series follows ordinary people making terrible decisions for excellent reasons: saving a dive bar, putting on a show, cooking their way out of a corner, trying to enjoy one goddamn day of fishing, or fighting to make a living growing the good stuff.

There are bills to pay. Friends to bail out. Things that used to work. People who deserve better. And, usually, a plan that sounds considerably more reasonable before anybody writes it down.

Robert likes those people. Even when they’re making it difficult.

As for the man himself? Accounts vary. The books are the part he’s willing to put in writing.

Robert Walnut
SIGNATURE PROVIDED UNDER MINIMAL SUPERVISION
AN EXERCISE IN AUTHOR MYTHOLOGY

ACCOUNTS
VARY.

Every time someone checks the story,
another version turns up.

VERSION 01 / SOURCE: DUBIOUS

He once borrowed a pen and returned a novel. The pen remains unaccounted for.

PRESS / INTERVIEWS / OTHER PAPERWORK

NEED A WORD
WITH WALNUT?

Send the note through the inquiry desk. No email address to hunt down and no assurance the subject will behave.

Open an inquiry
QUESTIONS THE SUBJECT HAS AVOIDED

FOR THE RECORD.

Which parts of this are true?

The books exist. The rest has been through Robert.

Where is he from?

He was asked that once. The answer involved three counties and a pool table. We stopped taking notes.

Is this his official website?

As official as it gets. The alternative involved allowing Robert to maintain a filing cabinet.

Where should I start?

At The Hayseed, with Seed Money. Most things around here can be traced back to a bar.

YOU’VE MADE IT THIS FAR.

YOU COULD
READ WORSE.

Choose your bad idea
★ ★ ★BOOKS TO
READ IN
JAIL
GOOD COMPANY.
QUESTIONABLE CIRCUMSTANCES.