THE UNOFFICIAL OFFICIAL RECORD BIOGRAPHY: DISPUTED
ROBERT WALNUT / INTAKE DESK / NO APPOINTMENT

WHAT KIND OF
TROUBLE?

Five connected novels. No entrance exam. Tell the desk what you’re in the mood for and we’ll point you at the right bad decision.

FIRST OFFENSE
FREE
BOOKS TO READ IN JAILTHREE QUESTIONS. FIVE BAD OPTIONS.
READER INTAKE / OPEN TO ALLNO WRONG ANSWERS. PROBABLY.
PICK A PLACE01 WHERE DO YOU WANT TO END UP?
PICK A MOOD02 PICK YOUR TYPE OF CHAOS.
PICK YOUR PEOPLE03 WHO DO YOU ROOT FOR?

No personal details required. Just your taste in spectacularly complicated people.

PREFER TO MAKE YOUR OWN BAD DECISIONS?

ALL FIVE
ARE OPEN.